"I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me."
"Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs."
"When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later."
"My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog."
“The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.”
George Graham Vest
“We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has ever made.”
“He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.”
“To err is human, to forgive canine.”
“Nobody can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes.”
"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window."
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around."
"They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation."
Jerome K. Jerome
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive."
"Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage."
"I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands. When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat. For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that."
W. Dayton Wedgefarth
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."